Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Mexico Trip - Who's Paying?

Kyle

The episode pends with an in-pool lunch as Lisa Rinna arrives. We're loving that floating table, even though eating with wet fingers sound less than appetizing.

Mexican feast for seven: $100

Drinks: $60

Private chef: $350

Total: $510

Maurizio’s agency launch

Kyle

Maurizio and Kyle's pregame for Maurizio's gency launch with a champagne toast (can one really call that pregaming?). They all get goodie bags from The Agency, and before we know it, they're off to the party in a comically painted golf cart.

Three bottles of champagne: $120

Total: $120

Launch party for The Agency

Maurizio

Nobody puts baby in a corner, but if you catch Lisa Rinna in the middle of a lie, she'll put herself in a corner behind a chair while she talks out of both sides of her face. Bless Erika Jayne, that Queen, who can both bring things to a head and stay flawlessly out of it.

As the women go back and forth about whether or not Rinna remembers saying that Kim was near death — Rinna, if you really don't remember, that's because you say so many bad things that you can't remember what you've said— the party rages on.

There is a mariachi band, and the drinks are flowing. Since it's a launch for The Agency, they're picking up the tab.

For the record Rinna, we think what you can't remember is whether or not you said that Kyle was an enabler and Kim was near death on camera. (You did.)

Total: $0

Breakfast in Mexico

Image Credit: Eden Sassoon Instagram

Eden

Eden invites her mother over to complain about how no one appreciates her sticking her nose into Kim and Kyle's business, to which her mother has the best response: "Zip it."

It wouldn't be a trip to Eden's without some sort of supplement. She offers her mom "Calm with Calcium," which is a magnesium supplement. It's great, especially at night, and it can also be a little pricey. The cost of wellness!

Magnesium Calm with Calcium: $24.57

Total: $24.57

Catamaran on the open water

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Kyle

Everybody except LVP, who is headed to D.C., enjoys a day on the boat. Kyle has rented a catamaran that looks more like a yacht to us… and Lisa Rinna.

They forget their interpersonal issues for a moment so that they can jump from the boat into the ocean. It's a laugh for everyone, but especially Dorit, who earns a Birkin just for jumping in the water.

It all culminates in Rinna doing a table dance to Erika Jayne's song, "Painkiller," that is as delightful as it is uncomfortable.

Boat Rental: $2,000

Lunch: $200

Total: $2,200

Weekly Total:

Kyle: $2,852

Eden: $24.57

Kyle wins!

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Tally for Episodes 6-11:

Erika: $75,494

Kyle: $20,407.50

Dorit: $4,321.60

Lisa Rinna: $2,602.75

Lisa Vanderpump: $856

Eileen: $500

Eden: $376.57